I Always Wanted to Pounce on that is a Chinese web novel that follows the amusing tale of a little police detective and a gangster. Filled with comedy, romance, and shounen ai elements, this short story showcases a calm protagonist, a clingy lover, and cold love interests, all set in a modern-day setting. With themes of love at first sight, parody, and police work, this novel engages readers with its curious protagonist and unreliable narrator, offering a glimpse into an easy-going life full of criminal encounters.