After Rebirth, I Was Licked Bald by a Big Cat

After being reborn in the interstellar era, Bo ge, who spent eighteen years stranded on a desolate planet, secretly acquired a holographic helmet without his foster father’s knowledge.

On the first day of the game, Bo ge, from the extreme environment, rescued a tangerine cat capable of transforming into a human. Faced with the unbelieving gaze of the tangerine cat, Bo ge couldn’t resist asking,

“Didn’t your father make you try various poisons every day?”

“No…”

“Have you undergone kidnapping and ens*avement training?”

“No…”

“Have you tried communicating with animals and can you communicate with them to some extent?”

“You’re kidding me…” The tangerine cat’s round face twisted, “Are you a princess?”

Upon learning about the interstellar era, where humans are pampered and protected, and won’t be killed by cosmic radiation when going out, Bo ge, who lived in intense and dangerous environments, fell into contemplation after the Alliance assigned him an object. (Old man, I don’t believe you!)

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Lieber Shuang, who had been waiting for the assignment of an object since adulthood, became increasingly frustrated after seven consecutive years of unsuccessful matches. In a fit of anger, Lieber Shuang joined the interstellar war. After rising to the top position, he decided to change the Alliance’s law and abolish the foolish spouse-matching mechanism.

In his eighth year as chief, just as the amendment was about to pass, the matching system notified him that he had successfully matched with a human who had a 99.9% compatibility and was requesting a call.

Unable to resist the curiosity to see the spouse he had waited for eighteen years, Lieber Shuang pressed the connect button with a cold face, prepared to express his strong opposition to the Alliance’s spouse-matching system.

In the 3D projection, a human youth with black hair and black eyes, fair and innocent, sat at a desk, supporting his chin with one hand, curiously tilting his head, “Uncle, I heard you were originally a leopard, can you transform?”

Staring at the youth’s beautiful collarbone, Lieber Shuang lost control and revealed his tail, fluffy and quite long.

Thinking that he could cuddle with a big cat every day after marriage, Bo ge touched the cat’s paw the size of a sand pot but ended up being crazily s**ked by the big cat, almost being s**ked bald. Bo ge, who was about to regret his past decisions, shed tears.