I Can’t Be This Protagonist

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Web Novel [CH]
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Rating | 4.0/5 | 240 votes
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Year
2021
Status in COO

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Summary
In the web novel 'I Can't Be This Protagonist,' Yan Shuang, a seasoned member of the Transmigration Bureau, anticipates a peaceful retirement after completing one final book. However, his retirement plans take an unexpected turn when he becomes the protagonist of a melodramatic and tumultuous novel. Faced with five toxic relationship plotlines featuring various love interests, Yan Shuang navigates through scenarios like master-servant contracts, organ extraction, and brainwashing. This Chinese web novel blends elements of comedy, drama, and yaoi, attracting readers with its comedic undertones, charismatic protagonist, and intriguing character dynamics.

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Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.

There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.

Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.

Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.

Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty

Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight

Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play

Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough

Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you

Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba

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