开局一把杀猪刀[无限]

A bunch of players just dropped into your world, and they’re about to off an innocent girl for some so-called mission. As a bystander, your choices are: A) Watch and do nothing; B) Warn the girl and help her escape; and C) Help the players and score some loot.

The ex-quick-transmigration-pro-turned-newbie: “I’ll go undercover as a player… and pull out my butcher knife.”

Whoops. Turns out, you’re a player too, and this is a hardcore horror world where everyone usually dies. And you’ve already pissed off the other players. Your options now are: A. Go nuts; B. Go nuts; C. Go nuts.

Wen Renxi, who just went from hard mode to hell mode: “Screw it, I’m going nuts.”

In 20XX, Earth got pulled into the Nightmare Realm. Then, one day, the high-level dungeon “Snow Wedding Gown” glitched and pulled in a level 1 noob who didn’t even know who she was.

By the end of the day, the Infinite Forum was blowing up with a hot post:

“What’s it like to get carried by a level 1 noob?”

Cue the laughing. Everyone’s saying the poster’s gotta be a level 2 at best.

Then, a few high-level pros chime in, saying they got carried too—through “Snow Wedding Gown,” no less, the dungeon famous for wiping teams.

Netizens: “Hit 1 if you lost a bet, 2 if you’re being held hostage.”

Later on, more people run into this newbie named Wen Renxi, and she’s just slicing through dungeons like butter. That’s when everyone figures out:

The real noob? It was us all along.