我有占卜系统

Lin Xuan stumbled upon a divination system by chance. The accuracy rate of the divinations was 100%, capable of bringing good fortune and averting disasters, saving people from perilous situations. Such a divine tool, however, had a fatal weakness: each divination came with a price tag of ten dollars. Her delusion of becoming wealthy and reaching the pinnacle of life was shattered right at the beginning.

Lin Xuan diligently went about her work, occasionally earning some pocket money through divinations and occasionally drawing strange and useless items from the system’s store.

[Sadako’s Long Hair: Can crawl out of the television when lost. Since Sadako likes handsome guys, there is a chance of encountering one when crawling out.]

[Confucius’ Ruler: When held, you can ask the other person a question. If they answer incorrectly, you can give them ten slaps on the palm.]

[Old Man Sticker: Stick it on, and you become the grandfather of the Calabash Brothers.]

…

“What a mess! Not a single useful item!”

One day, Lin Xuan got lost and, with no other options, she had to put on Sadako’s Long Hair and crawl out of the television. Chen Chu looked at the woman with her half-body still stuck in his own television, and asked, “Can you explain this?”

Lin Xuan replied, “It seems that Sadako really likes handsome guys.”

A clueless female protagonist versus a powerful male lead.