暴躁大少爺和他的村花童養媳

Young Master Zhao Xunyu made a mistake right after finishing his college entrance exams and was sent by his father to the village for reform.

Zhao Xunyu never expected that his child bride, whom he remembered as thin, yellow, weak, and unattractive, would blossom into such a striking and alluring beauty after ten years.

Chu Zhi Lu had known from a young age that Zhao Xunyu was a difficult person to deal with. Now it was even worse. He was delicate and hot-tempered, dressed in stylish, luxurious clothes, and had thick, bright green and blue hair. When he was upset, he could go two days without eating, completely out of place in this ordinary rural village.

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Under the blazing sun, Zhao Xunyu was swimming in the river with some kids, shirtless. Chu Zhi Lu hesitantly approached to invite him to lunch. But before she could get close, he grabbed his shirt, put it on, and jumped back into the river to continue swimming.

Chu Zhi Lu: …? What does that mean?

Zhao Xunyu: I’m afraid you’ll be tempted by my appearance and rob me of my c*astity.

Chu Zhi Lu: …… Shall I build a memorial arch for you as a chaste husband?

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Zhao Xunyu’s college roommates are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this goofball could be dating a goddess. They are afraid he might be overdoing it.

Roommate A: What do you usually call your girlfriend?

Zhao Xunyu: Chu Zhizhi.

Roommate’s inner monologue: Not bad, he uses her full name. He may not be that whipped.

Roommate B: And what does she call you?

Zhao Xunyu: Heeheehee she calls me ‘Baby’ ✧(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩

Roommates A, B, and C: He’s hopeless. Get lost.