當沙雕攻穿進火葬場文學[快穿]

He Heng traversed and became the scum villain in many wife-chasing crematorium scripts:

—An Alpha who, after marrying Omega for power, confined and abandoned his wife.

—A regent who imprisoned the emperor and then instigated a rebellion.

—A disciple who broke the master’s Heartless Dao and turned him into a laughingstock for others.

System: The protagonist in each world has accumulated an unprecedented level of blackening. Please eliminate their blackening values. If the mission fails, you will face the punishment of “bone-crushing and ash-rising.”

He Heng: Why pick me?

System: Darling, your happiness index is detected to be too high, making you perfect for this mission.

He Heng: So, people aren’t allowed to be happy these days?

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World One:

He Heng had just transmigrated as a scum Alpha, and the protagonist was standing on the edge of the rooftop, looking as if he had nothing to live for and was ready to end it all.

He Heng: “Come down.”

Protagonist: “There’s nothing left to say between us.”

Having said that, as he took a step forward, he heard the other shout, “I’m carrying your child! How can you bear to leave the two of us?!”

Onlookers threw horrified glances their way. The protagonist thought to himself: “…Suddenly, I don’t feel like jumping anymore.”

World Two:

The moment He Heng saw the emperor, who was imprisoned and humiliated in the deep palace by his “self”, he fell off his horse the next day during a hunting expedition.

This fall caused the regent, who held power in the court, to “lose his memory”. In his state of “amnesia”, he forgot everyone except the emperor.

Late at night, the emperor saw the man who once stopped at nothing for power suddenly run up to him, tenderly embracing his waist and sounding aggrieved, “Don’t you want me anymore? Why did you abandon me alone?”

Emperor: …Did he break his brain with that fall?

World Three:

He Heng transmigrated as the scum disciple who, after breaking the cold and Heartless Dao of the master, turned demonic and eventually abandoned him.

However, when the master was scorned and pointed fingers by the entire cultivation world for his Heartless Dao, He Heng suddenly appeared. He sternly reprimanded the crowd, then kneeled before the ailing and beautiful master, speaking with a righteous tone:

“Master, who dared to break your Heartless Dao? I’ll go kill him right away to assist your mood.”

As the once rebellious disciple spouted nonsense while kneeling on the ground, the usually cold expression of the protagonist cracked for a rare moment: “…Did you just offer to kill yourself?”