路人甲绑定JJ文学城后

One moment, Yu Zhi was half-heartedly listening to his friend rant about the protagonist of a certain novel—a bloodthirsty lunatic psychopath. The next moment, the novel’s plot became reality.

The apocalypse arrived, bringing global pollution and mutations.

Some were polluted, growing mouths on the tops of their heads; others awakened, gaining superpowers.

Yu Zhi: What the heck?!

Bad news: He had never paid serious attention to his friend’s rants about the plot.

Good news: He awakened a superpower—a bizarre one called “JJ Literature City.”

[Ability One: You Are Just a Random Bystander.]

[Note: You used to be an ordinary, insignificant extra in the novel. But from now on, you will…]

Yu Zhi took a deep breath, eagerly turned to the next page, and then froze as his smile vanished:

[…be without pee, poop, or fart.]

???

This counts as a superpower?

*

Soon, Yu Zhi had the misfortune of running into the protagonist, Fu Suxi, who was drenched in blood and looked like a vengeful ghost straight out of hell.

The good news: Yu Zhi had just acquired a second superpower.

The bad news: His new power seemed equally unreliable.

[Ability Two: Mouth, mouth.]

[Effect: Ten steps, one smooch. A thousand miles, no survivors.]

The moment Fu Suxi approached Yu Zhi, the killing intent in his heart inexplicably dissipated entirely.

He pressed his blade against Yu Zhi’s throat and asked with interest, “What did you do to me?”

Yu Zhi: “…”

If I said I “mouth” you, would you believe me?

Notes:

Post-apocalyptic wasteland

1v1 pairing, both protagonist and love interest are strong characters.

Includes small side plots that connect to the main storyline.

Contains gore, violence, and mentally distressing scenes that may be triggering or uncomfortable for some readers. Please proceed with caution and prioritize your well-being while reading.