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Morich: What was the name of the act of you shaking me yesterday?

Lu Yang: Meibo is outstanding.

Morridge: Invented by a guy named Maybo?

Lu Yang: No, it was kicked by a man named Messi. He knocked down World No. 1 David Boateng.

Moric: Why don’t you want to wear the number seven jersey that symbolizes glory?

Lu Yang: Because Real Madrid is gone, there will be no seven in the future! Once I put on that jersey, I am afraid that I will become a nuclear weapon seven who kills without blinking an eye!

Morich: Lu, the upside-down golden hook you scored outside the penalty area yesterday was so handsome, how did you do it?

Lu Yang: Very simple, don’t call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic!

Moric: How did you manage to save five penalties in one game?

Lu Yang: This starts with the moment card I drew in Santordo…

Lu Yang: Well, you asked me so much, now it’s my turn to ask you. Do you think that Baezami looks a lot like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Majin Buu?

Bayzami: Brother Lu, are you calling me ugly?

Lu Yang: Don’t talk nonsense, this is the biggest compliment we have for young forwards!