The First Strange Demolition Office

【Hello, welcome to the Demolition Office family. Below is our ninth edition of the internal employee code of conduct. For your personal safety, please make sure to carefully read and memorize it.】

【1. As a member of the Demolition Office, when you enter a new urban legend area, you have the ability and duty to adjust and optimize the rules of the urban legend area to a certain extent. Please believe this point.】

【2. Please remember, all current urban legend areas must operate under the control of the Demolition Office. The established area must be reported and registered, and all rules must be open and visible. There must be a clear and feasible escape route. The only purpose of construction must be to provide emotional experiences. Violators may be ordered to renovate or be directly demolished.】

【3. All unregistered urban legend areas are considered unauthorized constructions. After a period of investigation and experience, they may be ordered to renovate or be directly demolished.】

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【15. The Urban Legend Demolition Office exists, is well-known, and has strong credibility and deterrence. Please believe this point.】

【16. If you find that the residents of the urban legend area start to lack the proper [respect] for you, please repeatedly reread Article No. 15 until [they] correct their attitude again.】

【Finally, and most importantly.】

【… Never let [them] discover that there is no such thing as the Urban Legend Demolition Office in this world.】

【Xu Ming, Director and First Founder of the Urban Legend Demolition Office】